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padding-bottom:0.25em"></div><br>Blogged <b> @ 星期五, 五月 08, 2009</b><br> Don't let me go -</div><br> </div> </div></div></div></div> <div id="navigations" style="position:absolute; border:none; padding:15px; width:260px; z-index:5; top:185px; left:490px; background-attachment:auto; overflow:auto; background-color:none; background-image:none; filter:alpha(opacity=70)"> <div class=2head><u>•♥•独爱の希望•♥•</u></div><br> <div align="left"> [希望你回心转意 ] Wish 1<br> [希望你记得我们的七年之约 ] Wish 2<br> [希望我可以忘记我们俩痛苦的过去 ] Wish 3<br> [希望你可以把任何开心的事情第一个告诉的对象是我] Wish 4<br> [希望长大之后我会更漂亮 ] Wish 5<br> </div><br><br> <br><a href="http://s194.photobucket.com/albums/z33/ens0831/?action=view&current=031242_203729031_ehdnuaei.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z33/ens0831/031242_203729031_ehdnuaei.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <div class=2head><u>•♥•独爱の聊天室•♥•</u></div><br> <!-- BEGIN CBOX - www.cbox.ws - v001 --> <div id="cboxdiv" style="text-align: center; line-height: 0"> <div><iframe frameborder="0" width="200" height="305" src="http://www6.cbox.ws/box/?boxid=489594&amp;boxtag=flvjfv&amp;sec=main" marginheight="2" marginwidth="2" scrolling="auto" allowtransparency="yes" name="cboxmain" style="border:#DBE2ED 1px solid;" id="cboxmain"></iframe></div> <div><iframe frameborder="0" width="200" height="75" src="http://www6.cbox.ws/box/?boxid=489594&amp;boxtag=flvjfv&amp;sec=form" marginheight="2" marginwidth="2" scrolling="no" allowtransparency="yes" name="cboxform" style="border:#DBE2ED 1px solid;border-top:0px" id="cboxform"></iframe></div> </div> <!-- END CBOX --> <br> </div><br> <div class=2head><u>•♥•独爱の音乐盒•♥•</u></div><br> <img style="visibility:hidden;width:0px;height:0px;" border=0 width=0 height=0 src="http://counters.gigya.com/wildfire/IMP/CXNID=2000002.0NXC/bT*xJmx*PTEyNTQ1NTQyNzUzOTAmcHQ9MTI1NDU1NDI4MTA3OCZwPTE4MDMxJmQ9Jmc9MSZvPTU2NGY5YjZkMmRkZDRlNzNiZDkwZGQ2ZDk1YmY5ZDEy.gif" /><center><p style="visibility:visible;"><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://assets.myflashfetish.com/swf/mp3/mff-touch.swf" height="390" width="235" style="width:235px;height:390px"><param name="movie" value="http://assets.myflashfetish.com/swf/mp3/mff-touch.swf" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="scale" value="noscale" /><param name="salign" value="TL" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent"/><param name="flashvars" value="myid=30631362&path=2009/09/27&mycolor=222222&mycolor2=77ADD1&mycolor3=FFFFFF&autoplay=true&rand=0&f=4&vol=100&pat=0&grad=false&ow=235&oh=390"/></object><br><a href="http://www.mixpod.com/playlist/30631362" target="_blank"><img src="http://assets.myflashfetish.com/images/get-tracks.gif" title="Get Music Tracks!" style="border-style:none;" alt="Music"></a><a href="http://www.mixpod.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://assets.myflashfetish.com/images/make-own.gif" title="Create A Playlist!" style="border-style:none;" alt="Playlist"></a><br /><a href="http://mixpod.com">MySpace Playlist</a> at <a href="http://mixpod.com">MixPod.com</a></p></center> <div class=2head><u>•♥•独爱の浏览网站•♥•<u/></div><br> # <a href="http://cuteqiaoxin.blogspot.com">欣</a><br> # <a href="http://violetryne.blogspot.com">因因大嫂</a><br> # <a href="http://sweetytrip-lun-wei.blogspot.com">Shannie</a><br> <div class=2head><u>•♥•独爱の回忆•♥•</u></div><br> <div align="left"> <a href='http://cutecallie.blogspot.com/2009/03/'>三月 2009</a><br> <a href='http://cutecallie.blogspot.com/2009/04/'>四月 2009</a><br> <a href='http://cutecallie.blogspot.com/2009/05/'>五月 2009</a><br> <a href='http://cutecallie.blogspot.com/2009/06/'>六月 2009</a><br> <a href='http://cutecallie.blogspot.com/2009/07/'>七月 2009</a><br> <a href='http://cutecallie.blogspot.com/2009/08/'>八月 2009</a><br> <a href='http://cutecallie.blogspot.com/2009/09/'>九月 2009</a><br> <a href='http://cutecallie.blogspot.com/2009/10/'>十月 2009</a><br> </div></div><br> </body> </html>